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You keep shootin them pets, I'll keep shootin them ducks.
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Apr 24, 2013 08:06 PM - Phil Robertson - by Anonymous (man)

I know every square inch of this place like I know the back of my ham.
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Apr 22, 2013 11:44 AM - Si Robertson - by lincoln (man)

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Apr 14, 2013 12:08 PM - Si Robertson - by si (woman)

Godwin smells like the south end of a north bound mule.
-Martin
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Apr 14, 2013 12:07 PM - Martin - by Legit awesome sauce (man)

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Apr 11, 2013 06:24 PM - Si Robertson - by Alexis (woman)

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here! -Si
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Apr 5, 2013 07:48 PM - Si Robertson - by imsocool (woman)

I'm so dope, I am illegal in 50 states! (stating how good he looks up dressed up) - Si
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Mar 25, 2013 08:51 PM - Si Robertson - by Michelle A. Humphrey (woman)

uncle si, that sign said 35 and you're going 55 -Sadie
Oh that's just a suggestion - si
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Mar 25, 2013 08:51 PM - Misc/Random - by DC63 (man)

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Mar 21, 2013 06:21 PM - Si Robertson - by Thicks (woman)

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Mar 20, 2013 09:56 PM - Si Robertson - by rivergaba (man)
