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I know every square inch of this place like I know the back of my ham.
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Apr 22, 2013 11:44 AM - Si Robertson - by lincoln (man)

Godwin smells like the south end of a north bound mule.
-Martin
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Apr 14, 2013 12:07 PM - Martin - by Legit awesome sauce (man)

uncle si, that sign said 35 and you're going 55 -Sadie
Oh that's just a suggestion - si
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Mar 25, 2013 08:51 PM - Misc/Random - by DC63 (man)

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Mar 20, 2013 09:56 PM - Si Robertson - by rivergaba (man)

''Plenty of fish in the sea...stingray...gamma ray...ray-ban...'' - Si
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Mar 12, 2013 04:20 PM - Si Robertson - by Alexandre Fréchette (man)

Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin' to pass a peach seed - Jase
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Feb 13, 2013 06:31 PM - Jase Robertson - by Cookie (man)

Willie is as wound up as a coon dog tryin' to pass a peach seed - Jase
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Jan 22, 2013 01:30 PM - Jase Robertson - by Cookie (man)

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Jan 15, 2013 06:15 PM - Si Robertson - by shand17 (man)

"My hands smell like taco meat" Godwin
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Jan 8, 2013 05:58 PM - John Godwin - by hoke (man)

Whether you're talkin' about bees, dogs or women, Pain can come up on you QUICKLY ... - Si Robertson
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Jan 2, 2013 08:09 PM - Si Robertson - by khmobb (man)
